A Warning to Jared Fogle

Ok, Jared "Eat Fresh" Fogle we is coming for you boy! No five dolla footlong will save you from the wrath of vaught and Ross. We must sacrifice you to the god of ribs(google it, its real mofos). Our hunger will not be quenched until we have more ribs that as Ross said, literally fall off the bone. So this is your warning Mr. Fogle we are coming and we will find you. So you can run and tell that homeboy!


P.S. If Ross wants the rack of lamb we might have to sacrifice your wife as well. Sorry bro.

Rorschach’s Journal

I’m Hungry. Thanks to Chris Vaught all I can think about is ribs. Ribs and for some reason 7-11’s taquitos which I have no chance of obtaining at this point. Its been ONE BILLION days since I last saw a 7-11, no, that cant be right the lack of ribs combined with the need for taquitos be affecting my brain more than I thought. If i don’t get some ribs or taquitos soon I fear someone will get fucked, like the way a city gets fucked by an atomic bomb or an ant gets fucked by a kid with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. At any rate its not good, I may be forced to sacrifice mason, the big one.

Random Poem Or Something

Seen by all
Witnessed by none
He walks the earth
In Thundering Silence
Following his path
Lit by shadow

I don't know what the fuck any of this means, so if someone could explain to me what the fuck I'm talking about I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks. Also I feel as though something is missing at the end, like an "And (insert words)" but I couldn't think of anything so let me know if you do.

Killzone 3 montage

Killzone 3 Public Beta

Game Database

We need a game database similar to Internet Movie Database (IMDb) a database that doesn't suck. The Internet Games Database and gamepedia already exist but neither comes close to the level of acceptable. Put in a search on gamepedia for pitfall get a page about Mafia 2, search for pong on IGDB and get titles relating only to spongebob and trying to pull up info on spider-man brings up only 1 title, the game for movie #3. This, my friends, is fail. I wants to be able to pull up a site and search for only game related material all in one place, instead of searching game titles individually. So to all those who know how to create such a thing, please, make a gaming database that doesn't pull up spongebob games when I want to read up on the birth of pong.

SIDE NOTE: Spongebob is a dick, always bothering squirward and shit, destroying the entirety of Bikini Bottom time after time, Ruing people's lives one day at a time. FUCK YOU SPONGEBOB! 

Dark Souls (Demon's Souls 2)

The sequel to the super challenging dungeon RPG Demon's Souls has some new information.
Full scoop after the break.

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/01/dark-souls-demons-souls-successor/

Credit to JC Fletcher and Joystiq.com

EDIT: Found a video for Dark Souls. It looks good. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7U-a9pJtHQ

Credit to Machinima.com

Killzone 3 Public Beta Is Live!

A public beta for the highly anticipated Killzone 3 is now live on the Playstation Store and is available from today Feb. 3rd until Feb 15th. The download is 802 MB so go grab it and play test it before the launch on February 22nd here in North America. I should also mention that Guerrilla Games is hosting a contest during the open beta. They will select 20 random players everyday to receive a free copy of the game!

Where Are My New Features Sony?

It has been quite some time since the last major update to the PS3. Back in June of 2010 3.40 was released but since then It's been small updates like security improvements and various TV players. Sony really needs to implement some new features for the Playstation 3 community. Features like cross game chat have been begged for for years now. I hope that with all this buzz about the NGP (PSP2) that sony doesn't forget about updating the PS3 and keeping it fresh. I don't mean another video service app or slight reworkings of features currently present like the photo gallery, I want new shit. Custom soundtracks for every game, in game internet browsing, a more intuitive messaging system, more detailed PSN IDs, better socail networking implementation, pc-ps3 video chat, email integration or live news ticker. While I'm at it, Sony, PLEASE PLEASE make a usb UMD player so that people who have invested in the PSP early on and have stacks and piles of UMD games dont feel as cheated by the fact that the PSPGO and the NGP don't have UMD slots. In addition to that people who dont have a PSP will be able to experience PSP titles and may want to invest in a PSPGO or NGP.

Post Launch Game Patches

Ok, reading Vaught's post got me thinking about DLC and in turn game patches and I've come to the conclusion that Devs are getting lazy these days. Example Call of Duty: Black Ops, now I've had my fun with the game no doubt but most of the time I find myself frustrated because of in-game problems that feel like they should have been tended to before release. Things like lag, being kicked from games, inability to join friends and even the ability to join a game seem to plague the game effectively killing the fun. These problems really should be something that the Dev should take care of before sending the game to be sold to millions of people. Go ahead and delay the game if you know there are problems still unsolved. I'd rather wait a couple more months and have a complete game than to have it right away and have it broken and then have to download patch after patch that only slightly improves the overall gameplay. Now take God of War 3 for instance, an amazing game all the way through. It looked amazing, played amazing and was a massive game in terms of scale. GOW3 only had but 2 maybe 3 patches for slight issues with the Dualshock 3 and a small glitch and that's it and that is acceptable. Of course GOW3 isn't a online multiplayer bowl of death like COD:BO is but really I don't care Devs, just give me my game WHOLE and not broken upon purchasing. I'd rather not have your slice of shit disguised as pie and have you try to top it with your whip cream "patch" to keep me from noticing the game you've conned me into buying is actually a giant pile of crap.