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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Most Classic Fails of All Time

Boy oh Boy, the boys have accumulated some epic fails over the years! I'm Developing a list of said fails and below are some of the following! (feel free to add some if you would like)

  1. Classic Halo Run Fail: I believe we all remember this one.....chris said "dude when i push this button run for the warthog!" 3,2,1 GOOOOO! and without missing i plummeted off the side falling to my death and one of the spots in Epic Fail history!!
  2. New York City Field Trip: The boys trip to New York for a High School Field trip for me was highlighted by two things by the later being the fail..... One the two behemoth guys in the street fighting was just really cool HAHA. Now, for the fail!! Ross takes the number two slot with his "HEY I'M WALKIN HE'RE!!!" voice in the middle of the street after said taxi nearly wrecked him.....u may be wonderin why is this second?!?!?!?....Because after Ross's epic New Yorker moment as I recall he was finishing his pimp walk across the street and slipped and fell on the inclining slope for handicap access on the corner! Ross being Ross quickly and skillfully gathered himself up and was like "nah wasn't me, I never fall".......Yeah ross you may never fall but we never forget the times ya do! Just like when you fell down the hill on all your own in highland village!
  3. Call of Mason!: Last night me, Matt, and Mason were chilling at the Brown residence for this good fail! After just finishing talking to mason, I spun my head like when Tourettes Guy said "What do ya mean a BIRD!" and looked at Matt and was gonna ask him a valid question except i was like "HEY MASON!" Matt without missing a beat says nothing .......CLASSIC!
  4. The Walrus is HOT!: If you boys already didn't start running i had to place this epic run through LHS, when I was choked by a bookbag strap, ross wrecked some tables and chairs, chris went down going around the corner, and Mason was being Mason!!!! I Think we all remember the details!!!
  5. 25 Double Cheeseburgers for our resident skinny man!: Idk if this counts as a fail but leaving Ross with that heaping pile of McDonald's food was pretty intense as we seen peoples reaction! The Fail here then should be how we are permanently remembered at said establishment!

Part 2 of this list will be coming shortly and remember post all the fails you remember n keep on FAILING!

8 comments:

  1. Yo classic shit bro. The Halo run is legendary. You can't forget to add the truck that would of fucked up Ross's week, Mike's Wolverine Jump, The bus ride to see X-men 3, Seeing X-men 3, the mutant chicken breast Ross had, Mace's infamous line "he flew five distance", the Left 4 Dead moments of epicness, anytime you played a demo over here, 100 Mcnuggets, the plan for a 1000 nuggets, Accordion Lease, Lease's epic milkshakes, being high and watching Madagascar 2, Mike’s infamous line “Hey buddy! Wake your dead ass up”, Mace yelling “I LOVE ‘NSYNC” to everyone, The epic bounce from Hot N Cold, Mace making that curb his bitch, Us almost dying, doing doughnuts in burger king parking lot, ghost riding Tyler’s whip,Matt’s strawberry milkshake, lol just straight up legendary moments bro.

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  2. Lol yo that's good shit. However i failed later on in the day. on our way back (away from central park) and the "hey Im walking here" line was going towards the park. Lol still good times son. now if you could find that picture of Matt.

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  3. That fucking amazing picture we took of him awhile ago that he hates.

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  4. I don't remember the pic bro, but do you remember Kip's Magic Banana. Lol that is a classic right there.

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  5. OMG MATTS PHOTO! Good shit!

    @ Chris......BOY THATS SOME LIST U SHOULD BLOG THEM INTO A PART 2 LIST!!

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  6. lol yeah it is a good list, but this is all you bro. You got the skills for this.

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