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Friday, April 1, 2011

Possible Thunderstorms Tomorrow!

   TOMORROW
...CENTRAL APPALACHIANS/MID ATLANTIC STATES...
SURFACE HEATING BENEATH A COLD MID-LEVEL AIR MASS...AND LARGE-SCALE
FORCING FOR UPWARD VERTICAL MOTION ASSOCIATED WITH AN IMPULSE
EMBEDDED WITHIN THE REMNANT MID-LEVEL TROUGHING...ARE EXPECTED TO
CONTRIBUTE TO VERY STEEP LOW/MID-LEVEL LAPSE RATES BY SATURDAY
AFTERNOON. SUFFICIENT CAPE MAY DEVELOP TO SUPPORT SCATTERED
GENERALLY WEAK THUNDERSTORMS...WHICH PROBABLY WILL INITIATE ACROSS
THE HIGHER TERRAIN BY MIDDAY...BEFORE DEVELOPING EASTWARD TOWARD
COASTAL AREAS. ACTIVITY SHOULD DIMINISH RAPIDLY WITH THE LOSS OF
BOUNDARY LAYER HEATING BY EARLY EVENING.

Low severe potential does not warrant even a 5% SEE TEXT Forecast!

**Sunday SEVERE WEATHER FOR TOPEKA KANSAS IS FORECASTED***

**MONDAY AND TUESDAY FORECAST LATER ON TONIGHT AS A MAJOR SEVERE
WEATHER OUTBREAK WILL BE ON GOING DURING THIS TIME PERIOD***

Dope Rap Verses Part lll

1.) Ross - none - Untitled  (this is probably my favorite verse I've ever written. This verse is for Mike. Took some inspiration from Immortal Technique for this one and its also intense as shit and i could see Mike saying some shit like this.)

I’m a Genius at play I blow minds with everything that I say. It took me all of to 10 minutes to graduate five-point-oh and I’m off the charts. I didn’t go to college to learn I went to educate and show those quack-ass professors how shit is done. My mental abilities will leave you stunned and no matter how long you hold out you’ll eventually succumb. My knowledge quite literally extends throughout the galaxy. 99.93% of you bitches can’t even look at me without your mind imploding inevitably.  I’ll project the world of a comic book onto your brain and have exploring a fake place  and like god I’ll make it rain for days and days until you drown in my metaphorical ways, unable to comprehend that my gift to this world was man, that I seeded it and watched it give birth and slowly evolve into the present day earth. I toiled for weeks tweaking this mechanism, this thing some people call a crime, my lyrical terrorism.


2.) Ross - none - untitled (now this verse i wrote for kip, there's a few things i like about this verse. #1 being the play on the words of 7C's (which is our group but is meant to be read as "seas") and tying
that together with captain Morgan since he is a pirate. The other thing i like is the hulk on roids and pcp which to me is hilarious just because of an episode of cops kip and i watched together where this big black naked dude was all hoped up on PCP and there was like 30 cops all going "HE'S ON PCP GET HIM!!!" while this fool is walking though walls and shit. Good times.


I’m the weatherman and I get down on some crazy shit. So before you fuck with me you better know who you messing wit. I’ll bring storms down on you meteorologically and take this shit serious ‘cause I don’t speak metaphorically.  Whip up a twister and hit you with cold winds like its december. I’m the scourge of the 7 C’s like Captain Morgan cause that’s what I love to drink (YEAH BOOOYYYYYYY). So please before you try to fuck with me, stop to remember and think. I’m unstoppable see? I’m like The Hulk on roids and PCP and that’s a true story.




3.) Matt - unknown - unknown (this was written by matt, pretty dope)

I am the night to Clark’s day,
He is the bright light and I am the shade,
They say my methods are wrong and they wanna put me away,
But I get the job done, so what if I am pain, malice and rage all rolled into one,
I strike fear into the hearts of men ya see,
And every time they do somthin they get paranoid and start thinking of me,
These mothafuckin Jokers need Fraud, an to be put away permanently,
Because they keep on hatching their erroneous schemes,
An it always falls to me to match these felonious fiends,
And I tend to slip deeper like a reaper it seems,
But such is the length of my part,
Too often is my strength of heart mistaken as heartlessness,
And always after this I'm asked why, but think what you will,
For I shall not bow my will to fill the prides of weaker minds
Because I'd rather be alone as the smartest man alive
Than accepted by the dumbest fucks on earth,
So don’t be hurt, that’s just the way I work,
Hmm, I’ll leave a little left for Flash, cleanum fast


4.) Mike - Infinite Crisis - Uknown

magine six emcees wit no gifts not LPs,
No spliffs no OGs, no lifted heads, we
Are just the dregs, see, of this vicinity
Give a fuck about rap, cuz we--
Live through these myths these pages
Printed dope sages and mages
We lay in the crib wit no wages
Players, fuck no, no whips, no rhymesayers
Live through what I'm sayin' bitch
Clark blaze it:
Put em in the middle and cage em
Spittle wit a little bit of acid and a lotta dope flavor
Killin all these rappers wit no skill and no paper
Fillin all the women like venom, I'm pacin'
Pierce like Jefferson, Zatanna get the medicine
We got these bitches shook in they boots like gelatin
No felon, but your face I will melt it then
Clark grabs the mic and sparks a few sentences


5.) Chris - unknown - unknown


Yeah they call me CK a superman of rap

Me and the league be taking no crap

Blasting through your town like a hurricane

No need to change your lane or worry about our sanity

See we be protecting the rap game like McAfee

Treating these rappers like a virus

Cuz they be spineless and we be righteous

Killin ‘em off like we were cypress

Hill

ya see I got a destiny to fulfill

To be the Earth’s guiding light

It ain’t easy to shine so bright

Nothing will ever break my might

Cuz I’ll always continue to fight

Now let me pass it on to Hal cuz I got a dinner date with Lois tonight



Well that's it for this time around. There was a verse I recently wrote that I was gonna add to this list but its getting pretty lengthy and I have 2 there already. I also wanted to have one verse for each of the boys but I for the life of me could not find masons verse. I wrote one for him but I know he wrote his own and that's the one I couldn't find. So it'll just have to be put on the next list.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dope Rap Verses Part II: Vaught Edition

Going off the post that my boy Ross the boss did earlier, I have decided to contribute my own list of some great rap verses. Since Ross used some of my favs already I want use those again, but I will be adding some new ones.

All right, first up is Childish Gambino, From the song My Shine:

Gambeezy make it work somethin’, let me check the syntax
Don’t add an eezy to my name ’cause it has never been that
Aladdin on you fuckers, prince of the game from street rat
Dudes fall off, too steep like tea bags
Steady movin’, don’t worry about where I’mma be
‘Cause I’mma be on these tracks like indie girls on Amelie
Honesty, I’m rappin’ ’bout everything I go through
Everything I’m sayin’ I’m super sayin’ like Goku
Fuck nerdcore, fuck backpack
Fuck rap cool, I make cool rap
I make music for wack blacks to blast back
In fact, I swear the track I lie on’s my last track

Now another Childish Gambino song, this one is from Not Going Back:

I was never gonna stay the same
All I ever really wanted was to change the game
Spent the year kickin’ ass and takin’ names
Try to tell it to your heart, Taylor Dayne
Mama told me I was special when them test scores came in
Callin’ me the new Will Smith, that’s Jaden
Callin’ me a faggot when I’m rappin’, that’s hatin’
I need to slow down, what the fuck is y’all sayin’?
Step inside the party, y’all niggas is mood killers
My lifestyle simple, live easy and Bruce Willis
I’m the boss, Michael Scott, y’all bitches is just Phyllis
Set the world on fire, y’all motherfuckers is chillin’, what is this?
That’s why these fuckin’ MCs want their asses back
Don’t you know that I’m a rapist, ask a track
Whiskey-sippin’, wanna drink the whole bottle
But these smart middle-class black kids need a role model
“I didn’t know he had it in ‘im”
Couldn’t see me as Spider-Man, but now I’m spittin’ venom

Now moving on to Lil Wayne's verse from No Love:

Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's "fuck what they say"
I'm high as a bitch: up, up and away
Man, I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code
It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

Now Em's verse from No Love:

I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I'm a little bit sicker than most
Shit's finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah that rap was tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore
When you so good that you can't say it
Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless

Alright now I'm using two verses from the classic Wu-Tang song Da Mystery of Chessboxin' the first is from Masta Killa, the second is from Inspectah Deck

Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty
What justifies the homicide, when he dies?
In his own iniquity it's the
Master of the Mantis Rapture coming at you
We have an APB on an MC Killer
Looks like the work of a Master
Evidence indicates that's it's stature
Merciless like a terrorist hard to capture
The flow, changes like a chameleon
Plays like a friend and stabs you like a dagger
This technique attacks the immune system
Disguised like a lie paralyzing the victim
You scream as it enters your bloodstream
Erupts your brain from the pain these thoughts contain
Moving on a nigga with the speed of a centipede
and injure
any motherfuckin' contender

Well I'm a sire, I set the microphone on fire
Rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah
I come from the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
is coming through with nuff niggas and nuff guns
so if you wanna come sweating, stressing, contesting
you'll catch a sharp sword to the midsection
Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk
Phony niggas are outlined in chalk
A man vexed, is what the projects made me
Rebel to the grain there's no way to barricade me
Steamrolling niggas like a eighteen wheeler
with the drunk driver driving, there's no surviving

Now time for some Lil Wayne, from Playing with Fire:

Mama always told me I was crazy,
My hoes say I'm amazing,
But I don't listen to a lady,
But the bitch say I'm hot,
And I say no bitch I'm blazing, like what the fuck do you expect, I'm motherfucking cajun
I feel caged in my mind, it's like my flow doing time, I goes crazy inside,
but when it comes out it's fine, like wine, wait, watch, see
I get better in time like a watch osh-be-gosh-posh
Spice husband couldn't kick it like, I kick it bitch I kicks it.
no cereal like a landing I sticks it.
whatever she asks me, after she licks it.
that's too explicit, well why you listening,

Ok, I think thats enough for now. This post already seems way to long. Will do another one later because there are more lyrics I want to use. Also Ross you need to do another one as well bro.

Most Classic Fails of All Time

Boy oh Boy, the boys have accumulated some epic fails over the years! I'm Developing a list of said fails and below are some of the following! (feel free to add some if you would like)

  1. Classic Halo Run Fail: I believe we all remember this one.....chris said "dude when i push this button run for the warthog!" 3,2,1 GOOOOO! and without missing i plummeted off the side falling to my death and one of the spots in Epic Fail history!!
  2. New York City Field Trip: The boys trip to New York for a High School Field trip for me was highlighted by two things by the later being the fail..... One the two behemoth guys in the street fighting was just really cool HAHA. Now, for the fail!! Ross takes the number two slot with his "HEY I'M WALKIN HE'RE!!!" voice in the middle of the street after said taxi nearly wrecked him.....u may be wonderin why is this second?!?!?!?....Because after Ross's epic New Yorker moment as I recall he was finishing his pimp walk across the street and slipped and fell on the inclining slope for handicap access on the corner! Ross being Ross quickly and skillfully gathered himself up and was like "nah wasn't me, I never fall".......Yeah ross you may never fall but we never forget the times ya do! Just like when you fell down the hill on all your own in highland village!
  3. Call of Mason!: Last night me, Matt, and Mason were chilling at the Brown residence for this good fail! After just finishing talking to mason, I spun my head like when Tourettes Guy said "What do ya mean a BIRD!" and looked at Matt and was gonna ask him a valid question except i was like "HEY MASON!" Matt without missing a beat says nothing .......CLASSIC!
  4. The Walrus is HOT!: If you boys already didn't start running i had to place this epic run through LHS, when I was choked by a bookbag strap, ross wrecked some tables and chairs, chris went down going around the corner, and Mason was being Mason!!!! I Think we all remember the details!!!
  5. 25 Double Cheeseburgers for our resident skinny man!: Idk if this counts as a fail but leaving Ross with that heaping pile of McDonald's food was pretty intense as we seen peoples reaction! The Fail here then should be how we are permanently remembered at said establishment!

Part 2 of this list will be coming shortly and remember post all the fails you remember n keep on FAILING!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Killzone 3 Fan Trailer "The End?"


My 3rd attempt at a decent KZ3 trailer. This one shows the ISA in a bit of a tight spot rather than them running wild and slaughtering the Helghast which is what I see in most of these fan trailers.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Killzone 3 Fan Trailer "Never Give In"





My attempt to create a KZ3 Trailer Master Piece lol, don't think it went so well but hey I still like it.

EDIT: Second attempt at a decent trailer. Slightly different from the first but largely the same. Added a couple effects and a few more shots of Helghast.